Hacked By A-Gnome-Y-Nous
We, the valiant (and not at all Kobold - yark yark) members of the hacker group A-Gnome-Y-Nous have taken over this website. We will return control if our demands are met, and once we figure out what our demands are.
Really, we kind of expected more resistance. We haven't thought through all the salient details.
We just noticed the open door and found a gnome in a kilt reading comics and sitting in front of the server. We tied him up, and uhhh, well get back to you on the rest, but there will be demands!!!!
The Important thing to remember is that, if anyone gets in trouble for this, we are not kobolds. Not at all. Totally rebel Gnomes, out for justice, or whatever.