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Gnome Stew Crushes Facebook Under Our Diminutive Felt Boots

We just created another way to connect with Gnome Stew: our Facebook page [1].

There you can become a fan of the Stew, post weird photos of your butt on our wall, and generally help make our wives wonder even more what the hell we do all day when we’re “working on Gnome Stew.”

Like all gnomes, we’re obsessed with a) connecting with our fans and readers, and b) CRUSHING THE EARTH AND BENDING IT TO OUR WILL.

A and B both come from our gnomish lifestyle: born into cramped, sweaty warrens full of gnomes (who, like dwarves, all have beards and are essentially indistinguishable from one another), and forced to sew felt hats and write about GMing all day (until some bastard tosses us into a stew, of course), we view the whole world as one gigantic warren, and everyone in it as family.

So essentially we’re communists, and like all communists we’re evil and crave WORLD DOMINATION.

If you approve, drop on by and become a fan of Gnome Stew on Facebook [1].

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7 Comments To "Gnome Stew Crushes Facebook Under Our Diminutive Felt Boots"

#1 Comment By John Arcadian On January 24, 2010 @ 9:10 pm

Man, you and Phil Foglio are just hell-bent on exposing Gnome Domination plans today!!!!!!


#2 Comment By Martin Ralya On January 24, 2010 @ 11:49 pm

Carefully coordinated, of course. Me and Phil, we go way back. 😉

#3 Comment By Troy E. Taylor On January 25, 2010 @ 12:01 am

Beards? Not in this corner of the stew pot.
But all that other stuff — that’s true. Especially that world domination thing. I’m tinkering with some gears, some steamwerks and an old coffee pot that should put the first part of our wicked, devious, secret plan in motion … after I’ve had dessert, of course.

#4 Comment By Martin Ralya On January 25, 2010 @ 6:17 am

Mmm — I’d like the plans for the steampunk coffee delivery system/world-dominating mecha when you’re through, Troy!

#5 Comment By John Arcadian On January 25, 2010 @ 10:35 am

So what, now we’re channeling Girl Genius too!



You and Foglio must really go waaaay back!

#6 Comment By Kurt “Telas” Schneider On January 25, 2010 @ 10:44 am

Guys – The whole “world domination through coffee delivery” thing [5].

I think we should go with the [6]/ [7] approach…

#7 Comment By Troy E. Taylor On January 25, 2010 @ 1:13 pm

Those other attempts were done by amateurs … the latte thing is a dead end. But only a pro would know.

Oh darn, now I’ve dropped all my ball bearings all over the floor … I’ll get back to you after I’ve picked them all up with my super-powered magnet. Muhahahahaha.