Gnomes, as everyone knows, are lazy. Therefore the gnomes who write this blog are, by definition, lazy — that’s why we don’t have a set posting schedule, and why there are so many of us.

We’re likely to recruit new authors once the site is a bit more established, but we’re not quite sure how that will work yet. Will it be open recruitment, shady backroom deals where we swap our souls for your writing talents* or some other approach entirely? We haven’t figured that part out.

* Note: Shriveled little gnome souls may technically be cursed items.