Posts Tagged by Santa Claus

Crock Pot

There were many fine entries, but Gnome Stew reader ManiacClown is the winner with his brilliant mash up of holiday cheer and cold war espionage in this gem of a comment: Kris “Santa” Sinterklaas is many things. Among them is an international criminal mastermind, kept alive on a life-extending alchemical mixture. For centuries he has schemed to bring the world under his jolly boots of doom, earning the trust and admiration of people the world over so that none would suspect until it was too…

GMingAdvice012

Would your group play in a session that had Santa Claus in it? Sure, you can write off the legend of Santa Claus as nothing more than a myth used for entertaining children with, but let’s look at some of the finer details: He has an arctic base of operations. He passes judgment on others and decides whether or not to reward or punish them for their deeds. He has an amazing industrial complex at his disposal to build whatever he needs. He has an…