Posts Tagged by I apologize
| December 24, 2010 | Posted by John Arcadian |
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a Halfling was stirring, not even to grouse; (Because they were all killed in the great purge of October, frigging dirty Halflings.) The gnome hats were hung by the chimney with ease, And St. Nick would fill them with gifts, else we’d break his knees; (Listen, we can’t really reach any higher and kneecapping is a time honored Gnome Christmas tradition. ) All 10 Gnomes were nestled snug up in their beds, With Silver…
