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Gnome Stewart Will Strangle You in Your Sleep with GMing Links
Meet Gnome Stewart:
Look at those dead, soulless eyes, their thousand-yard stare aimed firmly at a point just above your right ear. The sickly, greyish skin (which I completely failed to capture here, but trust me: he's grey-green). And the flowers, mother of god, the flowers.
Does he carry them to remind him of the days before he started sniffing glue, when he still had a sense of smell? To ...
