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I’ve fallen and I can’t login

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My comment was eaten by a grue

Sometimes our spam protection is a little too aggressive. Give us a day or two to rescue your comment (we check the spam queue regularly), or email us if it’s urgent.

Hey, I don’t like my gnome avatar

Default Gnome loves you, even if you don’t love him (sniff). You can take him out back and shoot him by signing up for a Gravatar, though, you heartless bastard.

You secretly made me an administrator

If you login from anywhere except the link at the end of a comment thread, you wind up on an Admin page that looks all official — as in, “Oh shit, I’m not supposed to be here.” We have no idea why this feature is part of WordPress (it’s new), but no worries: Nothing’s wrong, and you can actually do some neat stuff on that page.

I’m being oppressed

Hey, no Monty Python quotes at the game table!

“My friend” has this rash…

Dude. What did we tell you about sleeping with dwarves? You never know where those beards have been.