That title is like word salad, right? Two things are happening, one important and one fun, and I was trying to fit them both in. The fun one involves a chance to win a $25 gift ceriticiate to DriveThruRPG, but let’s start with the important one.

The Important Thing: Spam Account Purge

We have spam comments locked down, but spammers are ingenious at registering spam accounts. Usually those accounts don’t have any comments associated with them, so accounts with zero comments are quite likely to be spam.

The other reason there’s a correlation between zero comments and spam accounts is that nothing on Gnome Stew is hidden: All of our content is available, for free, to everyone. The only two things an account lets you do here are 1) comment on articles and 2) be eligible for contests and giveaways. In other words, there’s no reason to have an account here if you’re not going to write at least one comment.

We understand that people sometimes create an account and then never use it for one reason or another, though, and we don’t want to delete any legitimate accounts. The goal is to have all accounts be legitimate.

So here’s the skinny:

As of November 6, 2012 we will be deleting ALL user accounts with zero comments.

If you have an account here and have never commented on an article, you need to make at least one comment or we will delete your account.

If you’ve commented at least once, your account won’t be deleted, of course! It doesn’t matter which article you comment on, or how long it’s been since you last commented — again, we’re only nuking accounts with zero comments in this purge. But if you’re looking for a likely target article to comment on, read on to see why this one is a good choice!

(Update: Please note as well that having a user account, receiving our articles via RSS/email, and being on our mailing list are completely separate from each other. You can have/do any of those things without having/doing any of the others.)

The Fun Thing: A Contest!

We love running contests and giving stuff away to our readers, and since purging spam accounts isn’t exactly sexy article fodder we thought we’d jazz things up a bit. From now until November 6, 2012, we’re running a contest.

Here’s the scoop:

  • You can enter the contest by commenting on this article. In your comment, say something funny to prove that you’re a human being. One comment per person; if you comment more than once, your first comment is the one that counts. (As always, the gnomes aren’t eligible to win.)
  • New users are welcome to comment. This contest is open to anyone with an account who comments before the contest ends.
  • Comments on this article will stay open until sometime in the evening on November 6, 2012, at which point I will close them and the contest will be over.
  • The gnomes will take a few days to read all of the comments here, hold a vote to choose the funniest comment, and that commenter will win the contest.
  • We’ll award a $25 gift certificate to DriveThruRPG to the lucky winner.

That’s all there is to it. Happy commenting, humans!

About  Martin Ralya

A father, husband, writer, small-press publisher, former RPG industry freelancer, and lifelong geek, Martin has been gaming since 1987 and GMing since 1989. You can find out a bit more about him on his personal website.

159 Responses to Accounts with Zero Comments will be Purged on November 6, 2012 (Plus, a Contest!)

  1. Something funny the actually happened in one of my fantasy games ages ago:

    Being a former practitioner of necromancy, and being a former practitioner necrophilia are two very different things. Mixing up the two while discussing your “dark past” at the bar with other adventurers in an attempt to look “bad ass” will unfortunately not impress either them, or the tavern wenches who over hear you.

    And in a different fantasy game with the same group of players:

    Selling the local town fool (who seems as bright as a fence post) a set of cheap copper armor, (that you convince him is magically as durable as steel plate), for a outrageous amount of gold, will get you strung up by your knickers from the nearest sign post and robbed of everything you own when he shows it to his much smarter Gladiator brother who was buying a drink across the street, and telling him right where he got “such a great deal.”

    -In the above situation exclaiming to the GM “He can’t do that because I’m not wearing any knickers!” Will result in a far more creative method of “stringing you up as intended.”

    Or in a sci-fi game with the same group:

    Convincing the visiting alien ambassador a latex condom is actually bubble gum will get plenty of laughs from your friends, but not the Admiral or interplanetary space commission when the fun loving ambassador demonstrates his “bubble blowing” skill at the evening banquet.

  2. Not even Captcha knows I am here.