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Avast, Ye Lubbers!

Dinna mind the intrusion. ‘Tis just meself, Captain Hyman Grinder and me crew, taking liberty with your Stew. (Arr, a poet and dinna know it…)

Listen up, sea-dogs! Thar be a right powerful day on the morrow… ‘Tis International Talk Like A Pirate Day [1]. So swab your poop-decks and polish your hornpipe, me laddies and lasses, or I’ll be teachin’ ye the real meaning of “Jolly Roger”.

Now don’t go gettin’ yer britches in a sheepshank. Me and the crew, you see, we ain’t no pirates! Narr… We’re just, arr, what ye might call, er, yachting enthusiasts. Aye! That’s it indeed. Yachting enthusiasts.

What’s that? Do I know any good pirate jokes? Sure, lad…

But enough of these here fun and games! Steer your browser back to the Stew on the morrow, and we’ll have a bit o’ grog for ye.

Aye, that means Saturday, you bilge rats!

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3 Comments To "Avast, Ye Lubbers!"

#1 Comment By Swordgleam On September 18, 2009 @ 7:42 am

Phew. Good thing my usual Renfest gear is pretty pirate-y, or I’d be facing some tough decisions tomorrow.

#2 Comment By Matthew J. Neagley On September 18, 2009 @ 8:03 pm

Good thing Talk Like a Pirate Day is on a Saturday this year. Too many weird looks when you do it at the office.

#3 Comment By Protohacker On September 18, 2009 @ 11:35 pm

[2] – Not at my office. You should work where I do.